Thursday, January 15, 2009

Ten cheesiest Pick-up lines

Top ten cheesiest pick up lines...
1. "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"- Calum Best

2. "If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"- Carol Vorderman

3. "I must be in heaven because I can see an angel" - Mario Marconi

4."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" - Cristiano Ronaldo

5. "Here's 10p - go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight" - Jodie Marsh

6. "You're under arrest. The charge - trespassing in my dreams" - Rhys Ifans

7. "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" - Jonathan Ross

8. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day" - Lee Sharpe

9. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" - Peter Andre

10. "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes" - Darius Danesh (ANI)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great one.
Ha ha ha.